Ben Wyndham: Attorney at Law

Wyndham.

benwyndhamattorney:

Thanks, Maria… ma’am. Ade’s… well… she’s kind of the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Then it’s worth it in the end, I suppose.

Me hurting you… it will never be okay.

Wyndham.

[huffs a laugh and smiles a little] No, I suppose not…

I’m happy for you, Ben. Hannah’s good people. Kid’s alright, too.

Thanks, Maria… ma’am. Ade’s… well… she’s kind of the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Wyndham.

If you’d like, I could point a gun at your for old time’s sake.

Nah, I think I’m good. I’d like to try not and soil these pants. They were expensive.

Wyndham.

benwyndhamattorney:

Do you know what I miss about you?

Indelible attention to detail, my unbelievable charm, and a great rack?

Yes, yes to all of those. But I also miss that you come off as this cold, unfeeling sort of person… but I think you feel more than anyone else. And I miss all those times you weren’t threatening to kill me, and you just let me hold you, however briefly.

Wyndham.

benwyndhamattorney:

You’re right. I don’t want a whole list. Maybe you could, like, tell me three things you miss about me?

Your incredibly dry sense of humor in incredibly inappropriate situations, working through the night with you knowing that I didn’t have to do anything other than just be and it was enough, and that tongue thing.

Do you know what I miss about you?

Wyndham.

Would you like a laundry list of things I miss about you? Because I can do that. The guilt will probably be crippling and you’ll be quietly self loathing for hours, but I can do it.

You’re right. I don’t want a whole list. Maybe you could, like, tell me three things you miss about me?

Wyndham.

Remind me to pay you less.

Oh come on. You love it. You miss my terrible jokes.

Wyndham.

benwyndhamattorney:

Sounds… thrilling. I’ll have it all done for you. ASAP.

Should be just exciting enough to keep you coming back in the morning to check and see if anything more interesting has hit your desk.

The most interesting thing that could hit my desk is a naked woman.

Wyndham.

benwyndhamattorney:

I’m not a complete, heartless, shyster lawyer, Madam Director.

[snorts indelicately and turns in her chair a little to face him] We’re going to have a rider from Cause and Casualty coming up later to start the write offs for Stark’s latest… project. It’ll be on your desk by midnight.

Sounds… thrilling. I’ll have it all done for you. ASAP.