Ben Wyndham: Attorney at Law

directormariahill: I gave Hannah Thanksgiving off. Just… so you know. Oh… um… thank...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 14:34:33 -0400

directormariahill:

I gave Hannah Thanksgiving off. Just… so you know.

Oh… um… thank you, Maria. That’s… thank you.

directormariahill: I’m going to ignore the Dom/sub implications there. Yeah, that’s probably...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 13:10:37 -0400

directormariahill:

I’m going to ignore the Dom/sub implications there.

Yeah, that’s probably for the best.

directormariahill: benwyndhamattorney: Basically. Well, my faith in the criminal justice system...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:49:14 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Basically.

Well, my faith in the criminal justice system is restored.

It is my master. I only live to serve it.

directormariahill: benwyndhamattorney: Meh… depends on whether someone’s looking or not. Most of...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:36:59 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Meh… depends on whether someone’s looking or not. Most of them deserve an ass whooping.

So that whole innocent until proven guilty thing is just a clever ruse.

Basically.

directormariahill: I hear it’s rude to beat plaintiffs into submission. Meh… depends on...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:33:38 -0400

directormariahill:

I hear it’s rude to beat plaintiffs into submission.

Meh… depends on whether someone’s looking or not. Most of them deserve an ass whooping.

directormariahill: [snorts] And I’d make a fantastic lawyer. Honestly… you wouldn’t be...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:28:31 -0400

directormariahill:

[snorts] And I’d make a fantastic lawyer.

Honestly… you wouldn’t be a bad one.

directormariahill: benwyndhamattorney: Not… not necessarily. I’ve been learning a couple of things...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:16:00 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Not… not necessarily. I’ve been learning a couple of things from the McKennas.

Well, that’s terrifying in its own right.

Whatever. I’d make a fantastic agent.

directormariahill: benwyndhamattorney: directormariahill: Morse is out, Coulson is out, Stark’s...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:12:33 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

directormariahill:

Morse is out, Coulson is out, Stark’s out, and Romanova is out. Who is still working?

*raises hand*

If I gave you a gun, you would give it back and wash your hands.

Not… not necessarily. I’ve been learning a couple of things from the McKennas.

directormariahill: Morse is out, Coulson is out, Stark’s out, and Romanova is out. Who is still...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:10:14 -0400

directormariahill:

Morse is out, Coulson is out, Stark’s out, and Romanova is out. Who is still working?

*raises hand*

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 23:03:07 -0400

directormariahill:

It’s fine, Ben. I’ve moved past it. I’m not going to be drinking mojitos at your summer party but that has more to do with my hatred of Specter than anything.

Heh… yeah… I know you’re his biggest fan.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:59:38 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Me hurting you… it will never be okay.

No, but it’s what happened and I can’t afford to live in the past. Can you?

No. No I guess not.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:53:16 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Thanks, Maria… ma’am. Ade’s… well… she’s kind of the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Then it’s worth it in the end, I suppose.

Me hurting you… it will never be okay.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:48:57 -0400

directormariahill:

[huffs a laugh and smiles a little] No, I suppose not…

I’m happy for you, Ben. Hannah’s good people. Kid’s alright, too.

Thanks, Maria… ma’am. Ade’s… well… she’s kind of the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:46:04 -0400

directormariahill:

If you’d like, I could point a gun at your for old time’s sake.

Nah, I think I’m good. I’d like to try not and soil these pants. They were expensive.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:41:21 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Do you know what I miss about you?

Indelible attention to detail, my unbelievable charm, and a great rack?

Yes, yes to all of those. But I also miss that you come off as this cold, unfeeling sort of person… but I think you feel more than anyone else. And I miss all those times you weren’t threatening to kill me, and you just let me hold you, however briefly.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:38:09 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

You’re right. I don’t want a whole list. Maybe you could, like, tell me three things you miss about me?

Your incredibly dry sense of humor in incredibly inappropriate situations, working through the night with you knowing that I didn’t have to do anything other than just be and it was enough, and that tongue thing.

Do you know what I miss about you?

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:28:15 -0400

directormariahill:

Would you like a laundry list of things I miss about you? Because I can do that. The guilt will probably be crippling and you’ll be quietly self loathing for hours, but I can do it.

You’re right. I don’t want a whole list. Maybe you could, like, tell me three things you miss about me?

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:25:02 -0400

directormariahill:

Remind me to pay you less.

Oh come on. You love it. You miss my terrible jokes.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:23:03 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

Sounds… thrilling. I’ll have it all done for you. ASAP.

Should be just exciting enough to keep you coming back in the morning to check and see if anything more interesting has hit your desk.

The most interesting thing that could hit my desk is a naked woman.

Wyndham.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:20:03 -0400

directormariahill:

benwyndhamattorney:

I’m not a complete, heartless, shyster lawyer, Madam Director.

[snorts indelicately and turns in her chair a little to face him] We’re going to have a rider from Cause and Casualty coming up later to start the write offs for Stark’s latest… project. It’ll be on your desk by midnight.

Sounds… thrilling. I’ll have it all done for you. ASAP.